This heat is getting in my head. It's hot and sticky which is good as far as women go but BAD as far as weather goes. What happened to the nice cool and breezy days that seem like they were so recent? Delivering pizza sucked, mostly because of the fact that my car's AC, while having the best of intentions, is simply not suited for the task. It's almost insulting to keep the AC on. Like it would be less pathetic for everyone involved if I just turned it off. I might as well have two old men chewing Spearmint cough on my hands for all the good it does. By the way, any readers that might happen to live at the Grove apartment complex off of Kelly Blvd in Dallas county, TIPS ARE APPRECIATED YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS. I swear to god, not ONE TIPPER in the whole goddamn complex. Anyway, that's all from me (like anyone is actually going to read this as more than just an accident; let's be realistic, this is basically an e-diary) so here's to hoping this fucking heat won't be staying long (it will. this is fucking Texas. it always does). Bye.